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The Frog and the Golden Ball
An guide to becoming royalty
How to become a prince? How to find a princess?
Step 1: Enter the dark pond's waters of chaos.
Step 2: Find the golden ball, the lost essence of that which is most important.
Step 3: Swim, flap your ugly legs for your life to bring the unbearably heavy treasure back to the surface, the nugget of insight for all to see and profit from.
Step 4: Pout your slimy lips because the princess is about to kiss you.
Step 1: Enter the dark pond's waters of chaos.
Step 2: Find the golden ball, the lost essence of that which is most important.
Step 3: Swim, flap your ugly legs for your life to bring the unbearably heavy treasure back to the surface, the nugget of insight for all to see and profit from.
Step 4: Pout your slimy lips because the princess is about to kiss you.
Unframed print of original pen-and-ink drawing
100% cotton museum-grade fine art paper
Shipped with a label signed by the artist